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2015-06-05

D.J. #1: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
D.J. #2: It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
D.J. #1: Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
D.J. #2: [mockingly] That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing!"
D.J. #1: Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting.
D.J. #2: Especially cold!
D.J. #1: Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips...
D.J. #2: On their chapped lips...
D.J. #1: On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?
D.J. #2: Punxsutawney Phil!
D.J. #1: That's right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's...
D.J. #1, D.J. #2: [in unison] GROUNDHOG DAY!

2015-06-05

25、30你说的吧,巡航去吧,大侠你不用回了我都怕你了

2015-06-05

要发动机够了,406的小轮30、60公里巡航多久啊?你们呀,面前就两条路:一是换块不寨的码表,回归现实;二呢,是赶紧收拾收拾行李办签证,报名今年的环法,只要全程40km/h的巡航你就能为国争光,真的! [喜极而泣]

2015-06-05

如今连小折都开始鄙视山马了 [喜极而泣]

2015-06-05

这里头逮着好多洲际键盘车队折叠车分舵的选手

2015-06-04

建议把嘴缝上,吃饭用胃管鼻饲!

2015-06-04

挨踢女民工,这样下去你一定会火的

2015-06-04
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